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Calmar
Biographical information
Homeworld

Blaarg

Species

Blaargian

Age

70

Rank

N/A

Status

Alive

Physical description
Gender

Male

Eye Color

Black

Additional information
Affiliation

Zav

First Appearance

TBD

[Source]
Calmar, known for his odd way of verbalizing himself, is a Blaargian and one of Zav's crime friends. He can only express himself using various gurgling noises, but Zav's reactions to said noises seem to imply him to actually be fairly intelligent, if we can assume he's even correctly interpretating any of the noises he makes. Regardless, he seems fairly satisfied with his life of crime and adventures.

Personality

As mentioned above, he tends to be fairly intelligent, often suggesting legitimate solutions that help get Zav and the others out of tough situations. Of course, as mentioned, Zav may very well simply be misinterprating what he's saying. Judging purely off the tone of his gurgles, he tends to often seem irritated or upset over whatever situation he's gotten himself in.

History 

When Calmar was hatched from an egg, it was quickly discovered he could only communicate via gurgling noises. His blaargian parents were horrified, knowing it meant he may not be able to say Blaarg or properly worship the hat gods, but assumed he would grow out of it. He didn't, and they were order by authorities to "banish" him (ie abandon him on a nearby space station.) They reluctantly did so, and he spent much of his life fending for himself there, which mostly amounted to stealing food from the cafeteria. How he feels about any of this, if he even cares at all, is only known to him.

He was later found by Zav, who offered him adventure, money, food, and possibly a nice place to stay down the line. Zav took him following him around as a yes, and he has been with him ever since.

Appearences 

TBD

Relationships 

Zav

Zav is the only one who seems to have any idea what he's trying to say, though it's ambigous whether he actually understands him. At times he seems to interpret him in certain ways for his own benefit. 

Trivia

  • He was based on an old concept created by a former member, who was originally a shrimp. 
  • Calmar is the french word for squid, because Jib is incredibly lazy.
  • He was created on 11/7/2016 by Jib.

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